Quotes
Young Kayley: The knights are here.
Sir Lionel: I must go now, Kayley. The king has summoned his knights for a special day in Camelot. [kisses Lady Juliana] Goodbye.
Young Kayley: I'm coming with you, Daddy!
Sir Lionel: Yes, when you are old enough, Kayley... I will take you to Camelot. I promise. I love you!
Young Kayley: One day, I will be a knight... like Father.
King Arthur: The lands will be divided according to each person's needs.
Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity.
Sir Lionel: The king has decided!
Ruber: Then it's time for the new king. And I vote for me.
Sir Lionel: I will not serve a false king!
Ruber: Then serve... a dead one!
[Ruber attacks Arthur]
Kayley: But, Mother, Excalibur is missing. I must go after it.
Lady Juliana: That's a job for the knights, not for a young girl.
Kayley: But I want to be a knight. I'll go on grand adventures, fighting evil, rescuing damsels in distress. What is a damsel, anyway?
Lady Juliana: Now, Kayley, stand still and try on your new dress.
Kayley: Mother, I don't want a new dress. I want to save Camelot!
Lady Juliana: Ruber!
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single.
Lady Juliana: [slaps Ruber] Impertinent pig!
Ruber: Is that a "no?"
Lady Juliana: I demand you leave immediately!
Ruber: So rude! And after I came all this way just to see you.
Lady Juliana: You're mad!
Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
Lady Juliana: Go to Camelot. Warn Arthur.
Kayley: I won't leave you here.
Lady Juliana: Kayley, Ruber will be in Camelot in three days. Take the main road. Get there before us.
Kayley: -But, Mother-
Lady Juliana: -Go... while you have the chance. Go, Kayley. You're our only hope.
Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Griffin: Precisely.
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine.
Griffin: Here's where we enter a grey area.
Ruber: Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?
Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon.
Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny little pigeon?
Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon with silver wings.
Ruber: Silver wings? Oh, scary.
[falls off her horse as Ruber's minions chase her]
Kayley: The Forbidden Forest.
[runs into forest]
Bladebeak: Hey, we're not going in there, are we?
Minion: Chicken.
Bladebeak: But I got a wife and two eggs at home.
[Minions chase Kayley into the forest]
Bladebeak: Hey, don't leave me here!
Kayley: You saved my life. Thank you.
Garrett: Well, anyone can make a mistake.
Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?
Garrett: And now I'll thank you.
Kayley: For what?
Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day.
Kayley: Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? Oh, oh I didn't realize you were-
Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Kayley: Blind.
Garrett: You know, I always forget that one.
Bladebeak: Ah! Moving bush! WHOO!
Kayley: Hey, look! Your falcon has silver wings.
Garrett: Really? I'll have to take your word for that.
Kayley: Oh, no. I'm sorry. See, it means he knows where Excalibur is.
Garrett: Sure he does. In Camelot. You know, big castle, lots of flags.
Kayley: No, it's somewhere in the forest.
Ruber: You wretched mythological moron! Where did you drop the sword?
Griffin: It all looks so different from down here.
[Bladebeak shows up]
Ruber: You! Report.
Bladebeak: I don't know. The girl and the blind warrior... are following a silver-winged falcon... who knows where Excalibur is.
Ruber: They'll lead us right to it. We're going after them!
[plants with eyeballs surround Bladebeak]
Bladebeak: You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?
King Arthur: Merlin, is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
Merlin: I'm afraid not.
King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
Merlin: No! You have to regain your strength.
King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.
Kayley: Are you sure this is dragon country? Shouldn't there be a sign or something? Hey, it could say: "Welcome to Dragon Country." You don't think we'll see any... do you? Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?
Garrett: Quiet.
Kayley: Do you hear something?
Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.
Kayley: Dragons!
Devon: Where? I don't see any dragons!
Kayley: But you're dragons.
Devon: [inside cracked dragon egg] Oh, heavens! Someone's found our hiding place.
Cornwall: Shut up, Cricket Ball. Let me handle this. We are dragons! Ferocious, hungry dragons! So go away before we eat you!
[shadows of his claws appear on cliffside]
Devon: Good show, Corny. That is clever. Here, let me have a go.
[plays shadow puppets]
Cornwall: Oh, great. Bunny is dead. [pulls Devon's arm down] They're probably cringing in fear.
Devon: Please don't hurt us.
Garrett: And I thought you were ferocious dragons.
Cornwall: Not exactly. The real ferocious ones are those fire-breathing bullies out there.
Devon: Yes, they're always picking on us, calling us names, pushing us around. I hate them.
[Garrett pokes them]
Cornwall: Hey, hey, easy with the stick buddy.
Garrett: What are you?
Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
Devon: Enchanté, Mademoiselle. I'm Devon. And this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny," for short.
Devon: Yeah, short on wit, manners and charm. Everything I hold dear.
Cornwall: How about holding your breath?
Kayley: Are you sure we're safe down here?
Cornwall: It's a lot safer down here than it is up there.
Devon: We know all the best escape routes.
Cornwall: We've been dodging those bullies since we were 200 years old.
Devon: Were we ever that young?
Devon: Fry? We can't even simmer.
Cornwall: Yeah, you see, unlike most dragons, he can't breathe fire or fly. It's sad, really.
Devon: Excusez-moi, Mr. Self-Denial, but we can't breathe fire or fly.
Cornwall: Only 'cause you're holding me back. If I didn't have you, I could do a lot of things.
Garrett: Well, the good news is, we're out of dragon country. The better news is, this is where we say goodbye.
Devon: But you can't leave us here. If we try to go back we'll be banished, ostracized... exiled.
Cornwall: Not to mention kicked out.
Kayley: Why?
Cornwall: We just broke the dragon's cardinal rule.
Devon: What? "Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit"?
Cornwall: No, you moron. "Never help a human."
Garrett: Come on, Kayley. We must make camp before dark.
Devon: Camp?
Kayley: Garrett, let's take them with us. Please.
Garrett: Oh, I suppose so. But no more singing.
Devon: How do you feel about interpretive dance?
Bladebeak: Dragon ŕ la King. It's such a pleasant relief from - chicken.
Ruber: I can't believe I'm reduced to chasing a little girl, a blind man and a pigeon. Find them all and report back to me. Did you hear me?
Griffin: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical. Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with table manners.
[trying to start a fire with two sticks]
Cornwall: Come on, baby, come on, light my fire.
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.
[Devon takes the stick and tries]
Cornwall: Hey, Devon, you blew fire. No, no, my mistake. Just hot air.
[Ayden laughs at Devon and Cornwall for chasing a stick with legs]
Cornwall: I've got three words for you, Birdie: Dinner is served.
Lady Juliana: [whispering to herself] My brave daughter... please be safe.
Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot.
Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.
Kayley: Please... don't die. I can't do this on my own.
[she places the healing plant on his side]
Kayley: I'm sorry. It's all my fault you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I'm no help to anyone.
Garrett: [shushes her gently] You're wrong.
Kayley: Uh oh.
Garrett: What is it?
Kayley: We've lost the tracks.
[rumbling noise]
Kayley: Tell me that was your stomach.
Garrett: Just the ogre.
Devon: Ogre?
Cornwall: Well, see you. Good luck. Have a nice life. Whatever's left of it.
Kayley: What's so scary about ogres?
[giant dragon skeleton falls from the sky]
Devon: Their appetite!
Cornwall: Oh, no, I think it's Uncle Yorick.
Devon: [picks up skull] "Alas, poor Yorick... I knew him well."
[inside the ogre's cave]
Devon: Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.
Devon: There's no way out!
Kayley: There's one way out! You'll have to fly!
Devon: We can't fly. We explained that before our song.
[falling off a cliff]
Cornwall: "Houston, we have a... problem!"
[falling down cliff]
Devon: Ladies and gentlemen: Please restore your seats to the upright position.
Cornwall: Assume the crash position and hope you don't smell your socks.
Devon: Tray tables up-
Cornwall: -and put away your sandwiches.
Devon: Turbulence!
Cornwall: Hold on, gang. I think we're going in.
Devon: Help! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We know you do have a choice, so thank you for flying Dragon Air.
Cornwall: [to Kayley] Tell you what, next time you try to fly, and we'll hold on.
Cornwall: The first two-headed dragon in Camelot. We'll be famous.
Devon: I can see us on the poster now: "Presenting the wonderful Devon... and his little head, Cornwall."
Kayley: Camelot. Oh Garrett. It's so beautiful! I wish you could see it.
Garrett: I have seen it... and there was no place for me.
[hands her Excalibur]
Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong?
Garrett: Take Excalibur to Authur. You don't have much time.
[turns back towards the Forbidden Forest]
Kayley: But we'll deliver the sword together.
Garrett: No. You deliver it. I... I don't belong in that world.
[moves past her]
Garrett: Come on, Ayden.
Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.
[to Ayden]
Garrett: You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man... not anything.
Cornwall: Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.
Devon: How could you be so cold-blooded?
Cornwall: I'm a reptile.
Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
Cornwall: Right. We're a giant lizard with two heads. We'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Kayley: Garrett, you came back!
Garrett: [flying on Devon and Cornwall] Heads up! Sorry I'm late. I hate flying coach.
Kayley: [to Devon and Cornwall] You're flying!
Devon: Yes, we're frequent fliers now.
King Arthur: Ruber!
Ruber: Pleased to see me?
[Arthur grabs a nearby spear]
Ruber: A spear? How Stone Age! A king would hold a more noble weapon. A king would hold... Excalibur.
Kayley: What are you doing?
Garrett: I'm driving!
Kayley: Do you think that's a good idea?
Garrett: No problem!
[in secret passageway]
Garrett: These tunnels lead to the Round Table.
Kayley: I can't see.
Garrett: Don't worry. I'll be your eyes.
Griffin: [catches Ayden] Finally, Silver Wings, you're mine.
Devon: Well, excuse me.
Cornwall: Pick on somebody your own size. Let's barbeque this bully.
Devon: I couldn't agree more.
[breathes fire at the Griffin]
Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself: "Do I feel clucky?" Well? Do you, punk?
King Arthur: I may not survive. But you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere. Say hello to your new king.
King Arthur: You're no king.
Ruber: You're right. Perhaps I'm more of a god.
Kayley: Hey, Ruber!
Ruber: You!
Kayley: I will not serve a false king!
King Arthur: I dub thee... Sir Garrett. I dub thee... Lady Kayley.
[knighting Garrett and Kayley]
King Arthur: Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us that a kingdom's strength is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table.
Kayley: [dancing] Isn't this everything you've ever wanted?
Garrett: [spins her close] Not quite everything.